everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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