i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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