I wanna bring you to show and tell
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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