I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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