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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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