This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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