I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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