Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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