3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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