4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Vodka?
Forever.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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