at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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