You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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