I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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