So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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