? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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