I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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