its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
