i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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