I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
