My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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