i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
