just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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