How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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