I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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