You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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