If i come over, it means nothing
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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