He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
