he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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