Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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