why didn't you poke me back
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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