I'm gonna have a badass scar
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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