She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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