I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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