Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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