I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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