I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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