in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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