I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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