Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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