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(423): View more from Tennessee

i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.

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(905): View more from Toronto

My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.

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(510): View more from California

He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.

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(626): View more from California

Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook

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(516): View more from New York

I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life

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(917): View more from New York City

But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.

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(360): View more from Washington

There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.

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(469): View more from Texas

I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.

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