Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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