So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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