I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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