he shaved USA in his pubs
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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