i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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