maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
A+ Viking dick
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I see more hoeing in ur future
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