Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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