if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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