Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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