Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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